I will make sure that if I am ever on Sam's Point road and you are behind me, I will be absolutely certain to get out of YOUR way. My mail carrier must have misplaced the notice that you MUST have mailed to all Beaufort residents to let us know that when YOU are on the road, NO ONE should be driving in front of you.

Forgive me for not knowing that having my left turn signal on for 10 seconds while in the right hand land is not enough advance notice for you that I would like to crossover to the lefthand lane. Pardon me for having the audacity to NOT 'back off' as you tried to accelerate to prevent me from crossing over. Rather, I accelerated faster and was able to cross over, providing more than enough clearance between the front of your vehicle and the back of mine. My 2-year-old son seemed to enjoy the sudden accelleration as he was being taken to daycare this morning.

Thank you for crossing over to the right-hand lane and pulling up beside me so you could roll down your window and release your testosterone upon me with your hand jestures. I apologize for not rolling my window down so I could at least hear what you were trying to tell me but I forgot and left my 'IDIOT TO ENGLISH' translation guide at home and would not have been able to understand you.