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Submitted by adracer1 on Fri, 2008-10-03 13:10.
I'm feeling kind of generous and have considered allowing some of you unclean samaritans to have me in your company for a few hours. If you want to go kayaking tomorrow I'm thinking of either crossing St Helena sound to Otter Is or putting in at Russ Point and paddling over to Old House. I'm open for suggestions...no I will not go jump in a lake or go drown myself. Try again.
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I don't know why you asking people to go kayaking reminded me of the joke where you ask your friend if he wants to go camping with you when you discover the he believes that whatever happens in the woods stays in the woods.
So it scares me a little bit to accept your invitation, not to mention the fact that I don't own either a kayak or a wraft. I would like to try kayaking one day, so for now, I am gonna have to hang around Savanna in case a kayak falls upon her.
Thanks for the laugh. And no we're not going brokeback kayaking. I said I was happy not gay.
Now that was the funniest thing i've read all day!!
Hee Hee Hee. I love Fridays. Everyone cracks me up.
Hey, brat, did I get the ellipses right?
Two Men in a Kayak does not make you Gay. It makes one stupid and one,,,well,,not so stupid. The Paddler in the back is smarter because he can rest while the Paddleee in front does all the work, this offsets most gayness inferrences. Now, the individual or "teams" attire could bring the big G question back to the forefront. If both are wearing, Spandex Shorts, anything that could be mistaken for a Sports Bra, Wrap Sun Glasses and visors then they run serious risk at Dolphin Inflicted Hate Crimes. You put rednecks in a rowboat and they are ok, two women on a Jet Ski and thats great, but two Middle Aged Dorks in Tie-died wetsuits and the gators will end up Fat and Diabetic. Just as I would pay to see Racer & Stoney Running hand in hand to support dancers I would love to see them paddling the river together with zink covered noses. To maximize my donation potential they need to hurry, it will be too cold for speedo's soon. Now thats Hot!
And now for something really funny. Go to youtube and find "Star Trek, Lethal Atmospheres". Caution...while everyone loves a fart joke there are a couple of bad words. Still funny.
ps this ellipsis thing is catching on...does it cause ellipsisepathy...you know...the seizures...with the inbred incest thing...
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ha...ha...ha....hee...hee...hee...inbred...incest...thing...
...keyboard...malfunction...lol...filled with drink...hehehehehe...
Now I can't ellipsis like others. I have ellipsis envy. Can I get help from the government? I'm frustrated through lack of ellipsis. Won't you please help. . . . . (ellipsis challenged)
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Ok, Joe F,
so Snopes says it's not real, it's still a great shot! :)
OOPS! Just posted the same thing! But really! CLEAN UP!!
I have access to a Perception Carolina 12 (a solo), but it would probably be inadequate for that open water. Besides, I'd rather paddle the inlets around Hunting Island and Fripp inlet - that's not so rough for an old guy who is a lake and stream canoeist.
Next trip down, I may bring the 12'.
I heard you were having trouble uploading pics - It's not too bad - see
http://www2.beaufortgazette.com/photos/23162
Good luck! I'd really like to see them!
HTH
EG