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Submitted by adracer1 on Tue, 2008-09-23 05:21.
Sometimes as I read a blog entry all I can say is "WOW". We have bloggers having dinner at the White House, spies for NSA, several prophets, and a few Einsteins. Walter Mitty would be so proud.
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Dad, I don't doubt everyones claims, I've never had dinner at the WH but I also don't live across the street from it either. If I did I would know who went in and out and who the Bush's cooked BBQ for. Thats what it's like with the NSA claim, there's a lie thats believable and there's Jules Vern. Sav claimed she was; NSA's Beaufort Connection, the faithful sister of a Sex Offending Murderer, the Daughter of the only Woman to see the pleasure centers of Iraq (that they modeled after Kuwait, including the seafront), she was also either active duty Army or in the Guard and the most unbelievable claim, she could make 80K a year with that spelling !
UCB could claim he invented the electric nosehair trimmer and I would probablt believe it, why, because I don't know any better and I don't care. For such a tough girl Savanna sure didn't last very long. I've had marriages that set records but lasted longer than she did. I hope thats not the best that NSA has, if so we are all in trouble.
Internet and reality
But sometimes, one's identity can show through, as demonstrated below..
You can change your name, but you really can't hide. Your real self will show through. Reminds me of that John Rocker guy who blogs among us under all kinds of diferent names, but in the end he just can't help himself. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your perspective, he has been limited to only bloggin on the weekends...something about a "primitive cabin".
You can change your name, but you really can't hide. Your real self will show through. Reminds me of that John Rocker guy who blogs among us under all kinds of diferent names
You are talking about yourself, right? You even pretend you are your own spouse! How ghey is that? Now you are posing as a welfare queen who is posing as the relative of a gang banger. What's next?
See how easy that was? Here John Rocker goes and gets himself another new name and tries his hardest not to show who he really is, but he just couldn't keep his real self from showing.
I see that John Rocker thing got you all riled up, KT, or are you just really sensitive about the whole "primitive cabin" business? You're too easy.
Skiphunt nailed you pretty good, so I can see why you are so frustrated. I personally think it was John Rocker sitting next to YOU on the train that set him off:
Famous Rocker Quotes:
On ever playing for a New York team: "I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing."
On New York City itself: "The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. I'm not a very big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Latino people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"
Makes a lot of sense to me!
KT
There you go again, man. Backing up your own...I mean backing up other bloger's comments on here; kinda sad. Don't you think?
What a coincidence that our "new" friend Skiphunt writes like you, says the same things you say, quotes other bloggers the same way you do, tries to use clever subject lines like you do, seems to dislike the very same people you dislike, and you two back up each other's thoughts the same way haynesworth used to back up KTOGP32's thoughts...as if they were the same person...oh wait...they were the same person. The jig is up, man. I knew it from day one that you couldn't blog under one just name. Was Skiphunt at breakfast the other morning too?
Are you sure those are John Rocker's quotes and not yours? I could almost swear the part about sitting "next to some queer with AIDS" is something you said to josephstepp on his "don't ask don't tell blog" that got your other name banned from the blogs.
If I didn't know any better, I would take it personal that you're implying I'm all those things that set John Rocker off, but I know that you're better than to personally insult anyone. You have to much class for that.
Coincidence? You mean like your transgender NMP/Savanna/regulargrits personnas? I'm not having any trouble blogging under one screen name, why don't you try it?
BTW, did you actually know at the time you were sitting next to Rocker or did you find out later? Also, did you and JS break up? Enquiring minds want to know!
And who the heck do you think cares if you take something "personal?"
Are you (John Rocker/KT/KTOGP32/Haynesworth/Skiphunt/Luther/Lisa) really saying that you're not having any trouble blogging under one screen name?
Dood...it's 8:20 AM. Are you drinking already?
And, break up with whom?
Yes. Yes (coffee). josephstepp.
It is funny to see you (John Rocker/KT/KTOGP32/Haynesworth/Skiphunt/Luther/Lisa) pontificating about blogging under one screen name...the sad thing is you actually believe what you're saying.
On the josephstepp thing, actually I bet if I were gay, I'd probably drive you even more nuts given your obvious homophobia, so that would be pretty darn funny.
Doesn't that mean fear? What do I have to fear from you Raf? Any guy who pretends to be his own wife has got to be pretty wimpy.
KT
I would look it up, but I can't find a freaking dictionary in this town to save my live. I don't know where they all went. Do you?
I hid them all in a primitive cabin just so you could have a good excuse for remaining ignorant.
Answer my question. What do I have to fear from a gay rights activist who pretends to be his own wife.
KT
Self deprecating humor is the best. It shows a lot of progress on your part that you're able to openly discuss the "primitive cabin". I'm glad that your visits there are working.
I finally figured out what your problem is today. You're jealous of me because the people who have my back actually exist while yours are either imaginary or you created them yourself here on the blogs (KT/KTOGP32/Haynesworth/Skiphunt/Tengai2007/Luther/Lisa and who knows how many more). I feel sad for you because when I go out for breakfast or morning coffee, there are actual people sitting beside me at the table instead of imaginary friends, but the good news is that if you continue your visits to the "primitive cabin" they will be able to help you with that as well.
I wish I were nomarypoppins or regulargrits because they happen to be the two most amazing women I know, and as far as Savanna, I wish I kew her because I understand she's loaded, so maybe she can pick up the tab for breakfast or morning coffee. Also, with all her NSA exparience I am sure she could help me with stalkers who like to publish my personal info on the blogs.
You had me at hello!
GET A ROOM !
Only if I can go alone!!
Leave him and all those kids and dogs at home!!
Remote control and a bed all to myself!! I would think I had died and gone to heaven!! he he
You gotta admit...that was a great compliment though! I know he only said it for KTs sake but still yet...
okay....I talked myself into it...I guess I will take him with me.
Can the kids and dogs come to your house?
GET A ROOM !
A primitive cabin? You might be able to rent one from KT.
Yeah...but I think you have to wear these white jackets with lots of ties on them if you go there!
I want to be able to move my hands and arms!! he he :)
Wouldn't Stoney_pe help you get out of the little white jacket? I mean, really, if there was something in it for him.....
Let's keep it PG. My other daughter reads this...haha
PLEASE!! If he got me in a room with no kids, a tv and a remote and I was in a white jacket....trust me that is where I would be the whole time! Especially if he had duct tape for my mouth!!! he he
Funniest comment of the day! No coffee right now, though, so that's good.
you make me crack up today. You are on a roll. If there was any doubt about who had the funniest comment before, let there be no doubt anymore. NMP with the white vest thing is a close second, but you're still number one today.
You're right behind alh now for funny of the day honors. Or maybe you are number 1 and number 2? Who knows?
BTW, I thought it was JS who "had your back."
Keep trying.....it's mildly entertaining this morning.
KT
I feel honored to have made your funny of the day list. I do have to say, though, that Stoney_pe's comment almost made me lose the coffee. Who's next?
Gosh, I'm having so much fun.
My guess is at the end of the day he actually has real people who love him. And from what I know of you, there is nobody that could ever really care about you. You are a mean man who gets some sort of sick pleasure out of trying to hurt peoples feelings. I actually feel sorry for you. You are going to end up alone.
I have his back, and Im sure I'm not the only one
I think that is the sweetest thing I have ever heard you say!!
NOW GET BACK TO WORK before you loose another job!! he he
Stop with the Dr. Phil routine. I'm getting all teary-eyed here.
KT
That would actually imply that you have a heart, and you sir do not.
I believe you're the only "Number 2" around these blogs.
Is that what that smell is?
Sorry, had to go there! You set them up and I will knock it out of the park for ya!
OH COME ON!! That was funny!! That has to be up there for the funniest comment of the day!! At least an honorable mention!!
The one about the white jacket and duct tape.
Did I just type that? Sounds like a cross between Criss Angel and MacGyver.
Some of us actually have WORK to do !!!
J/K...you don't really want to know what I was doing.
Yes, yes, yes you are ALL extremely amusing...even you KT
in a sickly twisted kind of way.
To be honest I am too confused to blog. I'm too busy trying to figure this out...
If Stoney is also Mary, then who the heck gave birth to all those kids they have ?
...and how does he pull off that "being in the same room at the same time" thing ?
Also, if Stoney is Mary then why would he risk the spandex shorts ? Seems it would be a dead giveaway.
Also...if Stoney and Mary are one in the same...what fun would it be to get a room and wear a white vest all alone ?
See, I have no time to appreciate your humor. My biggest question is how does Stoney pull off that middle-aged (sorry NMP, you know we're there)WASP harried mother/wife look with that "ethnic" look of his ? My head is spinning!!!
Who you calling middle aged???
Who you calling WASP?? What does that mean by the way?
And why do you keep bringing up my husband and spandex shorts? Do you have a thing for short "ethnic" guys in spandex??
Now I'm cleaning my keyboard !
If I'm not mistaken, you are EVEN older than I am. Hard to believe isn't it ?
WASP = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (no need to be offended, pot talking to kettle)
On the Spnadex topic... I just think spandex is risky for a man portraying a woman, donchathink ?
Thanks for some good laughs today.
chit chat and mutual admiration you people have such a need for. Many of you while supposedly working. And give the Gazette it's newspaper blog back. Perhaps some of the people who used to blog about news and things happening in the community might return. How about taking up a collection at your next blixer and set up a net54 or some site where you can compliment and high five each other all day long.
thanks for the advice. I have never been to a blixer, do you think that they will start a collection for that? Sorry about the chit chat. Not sure how our chit chat is interferring with people blogging about the news. But I will work on it!
Last time I checked, the OP on this thread was exclaiming over how strange all the posting has gotten. We were just going with the flow.
I blog on some very serious threads, and I like to think that, sometimes, I add to the discussions. But, every once in a while, I also like to join in the comic relief. Those of us you seem to be targeting don't hurt anyone, nor are we trolls. We are simply having a little fun. And, who P'd in your Cheerios this morning? You used to post some pretty silly and funny comments, too. In fact, a few months back, one of your comments had me choking on my coffee. What happened?
On behalf of all the bloggers, I would like to apologize for having offended you. What the heck were we thinking blogging without your permission?
I know it's not the same, but I made up a separate blog for the kind of stuff you hate since we don't want to offend you. Check it out. It's called "Personal admiration and bash KT blog". There's even some of your old informative and positive comments from you in there.
I didn't invent the internet but I've perfected the mooseknuckle as a fashion statement. I'm not the fastest cyclist in town but I may very well be the slowest. Now let me see somebody top that.
Dad, I want you to know that I passed you the other day and was inspired by what I saw. I rejoined the Y and I meet with my "Personal Trainer" to start work developing my Mooseknuckle Muscles. I hope I don't need steroids or cialis. Remember see a Doctor after 4 hours....
I'm calling everybody I know. Then I'm calling Hollywood....uummmmh...I said wood.
I'd be careful calling Hollywood. They have lots more people like them transgender, he/she nitwits that post here for their chit chat routine. I guess South Carolina is really going GAY.! All them little bearded Terrorist looking pukes. Total lack of testorone. Now they're even swooning the advertising media.