The Proverb of the Bright & Shiny Penny!
Jackson Grimes & the U F U Canada Ltd.
The Proverb of the Penny
Look at the bright and shiny penny, on one side is a maple leaf, on the other, the head of the British sovereign. This is one object, anyone whose ever carried change in his pocket knows this. Yet, if a man from Mars landed on earth, and he were to see the heads up side of a penny lying on the ground, if after his leaving the scene someone turns the coin over then the visitor from outer space passes by again in route seeing the same coin but, the tail side visible instead. The alien now believes he has seen two objects instead of one. Unless martians have a coin comparable to the penny, that is. The same rules apply to the election in America. The Democrats and Republicans were in fact, one party once upon a time, just like America and Canada were one country, under the crown until the rebellion of the lower 13 colonies, then the War of 1812, changed all that. In fact, I think in the case of the Democrats and Republicans, they still are one party, and the American elections are a horse and pony show to entertain the masses, and keep the illusion of democracy alive in that USA. Living with the delusions is dangerous. It surprises me when Canadians ask me if I think McCain or Obama will win, and what will it matter if either one of these characters does manage to win. How can anyone seeing the state of the Union today believe the powers that be have the publics best interest at heart?
Now, if our friend from Mars realized the penny wasn’t fixed to the ground and he picked it up in his hand and turned it and examined it he would understand it was one object and what he had originally thought was merely an optical illusion caused by his own ignorance. But suppose something happened and our visitor from outer space and he could not retrieve the coin- somebody cemented it in the sidewalk or tossed it in a fish pond on a lark- then it would become more difficult for him to discover the truth. Apply the same logic to the political arena in the states today, then you’ll soon see that what the Americans call an election is nothing more than a carnival game of the pea and shells dressed up as political choice used to fulfill the master minds’ protocols of global government. It’s not the politician that matters, but the agenda, which is why the d*mn democrats and rotten republicans strictly maintain their monopoly on the political arena south of the border. Via this monopoly, they control public thought preventing other political philosophies from cropping up. The capitalist parasites who rule the USA know that if a wholesome economic ideology like Benito Mussolini’s fascism were to catch on their jig would be up with their crooked shell game. The men and women who run as mainstream candidates are carbon copies of one another, it’s the agenda, not the face, that matters. The ONLY hope the Americans have lies in creating new political movements, not in McCain or Obama. Now friends do you begin to see the convoluted nature of American politics today and our struggle to free the public mind from our 0rwellian Ubermensch?
This the 3rd time I have ran for U. S. President on the United Fascist Union ticket. Each time it gets harder and harder. There are less contributions, less attention, less interest, and less votes. You would think with a dynamic concept like fascism the reverse would be the case. Logic would dictate it should be increasing with each election instead of decreasing if we lived in a health society but, the United States of America is very sick as far as countries go. The political piggies have rigged one too many elections, staged more than enough fictional terror attacks for the ol’ gal to be quite what she was in the pre baby-Bush era. We are of the opinion various third parties were allowed to enter the 2000’ Presidential race as a test, and to add to the system’s optical illusion of democratic choice. The system quickly realized this was a mistake, as many parties, like the UFU, placed high and were well received by voters, thus making them a threat to the powers that be.
This may be a pivotal election for 3rd parties like the United Fascist Union because if we do not break the monopoly the democrats and republicans have on the political arena in the states this time around they probably won’t allow us to field candidates in 2012. There is probably very little point in doing so if the powers that be permit minor factions entrance to national elections again any way, as these kooky candidates are hopelessly degrading these elections. It therefore becomes vital that we turn the 2008 election around and put a fascist in the White House now, for the sake of both America and Canada. The masses have to learn that in spite of it’s two sides, the coin seeming to be two things, it’s an optical illusion and, as long as the western nations fall for the democracy hoax nothing is ever going to change in America, Canada, or our common mother country England, except for the worst, so FASCISM is your only logical, reasonable hope in 2008. The real question is what kind of a future do you want to leave your children and grandchildren? The United Fascist Union can usher in a new age of peace, plenty and prosperity id American voters will give us the chance.
Mr. J. Grimes
Presidential Candidate of the United Fascist Union
Day of the 4th in the month of JulyIn the year of 0ur Lord 2008
In the City of Halifax,
In the Province of Nova Scotia
Nation-State of Canada
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It sounded pretty profound and on the money until the author suggested Fascism as a solution and the notion that a resident of another country could be our President. Or that the US and Canada were once the same country. Parts of each were once part of the vast British Crown Colonies, but never the same country.