You know it’s bad when people are stealing gasoline out of golf carts at Lady’s Island Country Club.
What's next? Draining gas blowers and weed wackers?
I’m just glad my car has a remote release gas door. Remember those locking gas caps from the 1970s? They’re going to be big sellers again, I predict. Especially on those road-worthy gasoline tankers known as Escalades, Armadas (the name of that vehicle is too ironic to put into words) and Suburbans. I’ve noticed that in most cases, I see only one person in those behemouths. Really, people, what were you thinking?
Hey, there’s a possible service job not yet thought of: gas tank security guards. You can offer your services to protect parked vehicles, much like city dwellers did years ago with nearby street kids.
History. We are indeed doomed to repeat it.