Babysitting lizards
I have to say, didn't think watching out for wayward lizards would be required here in the Lowcountry.
Last week, I had to gently remove a lizard from my sideview mirror before driving off. Next day, same spot another lizard. I didn't want to consider that it might have been the same lizard. That would really be dumb on the lizard's part. Down he went. It is pretty cool when you move them, though. They attach their feet to your hand and ride down to the ground. Feels really, well, sticky, but a good sticky.
Another day, I'm tooling down Middle Road on Lady's Island, doing better than 45 mph, when I see a lizard jump on my windshield from my car hood. Poor thing. It's sides were pumping in and out, which I believe means they are scared beyond belief. Although a friend disputes the following claim because lizards don't have have emotion, I'm sure its eyes were twice their normal size.
I quickly pulled to the side of the road and shooed him (or her) off my car.
Then, there are all the times I have to direct lizard traffic to the outside of the window screen, not the inside. Then there was the lizard that fell off the screen and scurried behind a desk. It took a good 15 minutes to corral that one. Heck, I didn't want a lizard loose in the house to be an unintended cat toy.
Why do I go to such lengths to protect little reptiles? Because they're so darned CUTE, especially the little baby ones. Love my lizards.
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BTW, they have foreplay and sex, but that might not require emotions.
My lizard, that I aquired when she hitched a ride on my carry cart when I was on a boat, was pretty cool. She'd eat out of my hand. I'd buy crickets and things at the bait shop to feed her. "Liz," as I called her, would come sit beside me on the ladder, honestly. That's all I can say about emotions. She/he(?) did occassionally do that thing with her throat where they puff it out and show the red part. She seemed to have some thoughts.
Those snakes that one was talking about, maybe they were just cold. I think snakes just naturally coil around with each other.
On another note, grapes from California have recently been found by consumers to have Black Widow spiders in them. So, be careful out there.
Be as concerned about the Brown Recluse spider....might want to go on line to see what they can do for you.
Getting back to the issue of emotions vs instinct that you brought up. Would you say that instinct is conscious behavior? How about emotions? In other words do we consciously become emotional or instinctive.......controlled?
Speaking of the brown recluse spider, here is what it did to two people from Walterboro in the last few years. One lawyer was hospitalized for several weeks and had a very long recovery. My dad's doctor had to give up her practice because a bite from one messed up her nervous system.
One of the problems is that people who are bitten do not realize that there is a progression of dying tissue from the venom that goes on for days. Some people look at a little bump or redness and think that it will take care of itself. Here is a link with some pictures of the progression.
http://www.ascendedhealth.com/brown-recluse/bite-picture.htm
You might not want to eat any meat while you are scrolling down the page.
Oh, Shadows, you have such a knack for issuing queries which require multi-faceted consideration.
Isn't there an old saying "simplicity is the root of all evil?" It has a tendency to produce a glut of self proclaimed experts.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I believe so.
I must ask you, have you been studying "Dr. Buzzard?"
My browser crashed again just as I was posting to you.
Do you not want me to expound? Hmmm? LOL!
Dr. Buzzard.....do you mean the band? No, I haven't been studying Dr. Buzzard....but please enlighten me.
Surely if you have been here awhile, you know about Dr Buzzard, voodoo and Sheriff McTeer, the white witch doctor. If not, go to the library and check out the several books that McTeer has written. Great local true stories of an era now gone.
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The real root doctor. (There's also a band that plays in the Upstate a lot called "Root Doctor.")
http://www.orionsociety.org/pages/oo/sidebars/front/index_Daufuskie.html
http://books.google.com/books?id=B9V3GFr40JwC&pg=PA179&lpg=PA179&dq=sheriff+ed+mcteer&source=web&ots=Ukm_oe2ui-&sig=ePlMK327X17JAb2FztQt4hUhJQg#PPA178,M1
http://books.google.com/books?id=B9V3GFr40JwC&pg=PA179&lpg=PA179&dq=sheriff+ed+mcteer&source=web&ots=Ukm_oe2ui-&sig=ePlMK327X17JAb2FztQt4hUhJQg
Guess which activity I was involved in...LOL!!!
One must use the utmost caution, while babysitting lizards, when changing their tiny diapers.