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>> >> Supposedly a real letter...funny
>> regardless!
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>> >> The Honorable Tom Harkin
>> >> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
>> >> Phone (202) 224 3254
>> >> Washington DC, 20510
>> >>
>> >> Dear Senator Harkin,
>> >>
>> >> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of
>> the Internal Revenue
>> >> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.
>> I have contacted the
>> >> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to
>> determine the process for
>> >> becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to
>> you.
>> >>
>> >> My primary reason for wishing to change my
>> status from U.S. Citizen
>> >> to illegal alien stems from the bill which was
>> recently passed by the
>> >> Senate and for which you voted. If my
>> understanding of this bill's
>> >> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who
>> has been in the United
>> >> States for five years, all I need to do to become
>> a citizen is to pay a
>> >> $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the
>> last five years. I know a
>> >> good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get
>> the process started
>> >> before everyone figures it out.
>> >>
>> >> Simply put, those of us who have been here
>> legally have had to pay
>> >> taxes every year so I'm excited about the
>> prospect of avoiding two years
>> >> of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is
>> there any way that I can
>> >> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
>> yield an excellent result
>> >> for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes
>> in 2004 and 2005.
>> >>
>> >> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could
>> begin using the local
>> >> emergency room as my primary health care
>> provider. Once I have stopped
>> >> paying premiums for medical insurance, my
>> accountant figures I could save
>> >> almost $10,000 a year.
>> >>
>> >> Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>> would be that my daughter
>> >> would receive preferential treatment relative to
>> her law school
>> >> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates
>> for many colleges
>> >> throughout the United States for my son.
>> >>
>> >> Lastly, I understand that illegal status
>> would relieve me of the
>> >> burden of renewing my driver's license and making
>> those burdensome car
>> >> insurance premiums. This is very important to me
>> given that I still have
>> >> college age children driving my car.
>> >>
>> >> If you would provide me with an outline of
>> the process to become
>> >> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of
>> the necessary forms, I
>> >> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your
>> assistance.
>> >>
>> >> Your Loyal Constituent,
>> >> Donald Ruppert
>> >> Burlington , IA
>> >>
>> >> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal
>> Revenue Service
>> >> 1-800-289-1040